Below you will find links to dates when new entries are added. The stories will not necessarily be in chronological
order, but rather as I remember them. I am dating them so that you can skip to new ones you haven't read since the last time you visited,
and so that you are more easily able to find something you found humorous to share with others.
- HOME
- Curbside Etiquette is...
- Origin of "Delivery Goddess"
- Apr 28, 2008
**BOOM**
- September 7, 2014
Crappy Complaint
- August 31, 2014
CE Returns
- December 25, 2013
Christmas 2013
- August 21, 2013
ManHunt
- November 18, 2012
Messy Guest
- August 12, 2012
Convenience Store Food
- June 24, 2012
Magic Carpet
- May 13, 2012
Watch Dogs
- May 6, 2012
Harold
- April 29, 2012
Prepared for Nuttin
- April 22, 2012
Winter Storm Brewing
- April 12, 2012
Superman
- February 26, 2012
Last Week's Chuckles
- January 22, 2012
More is Not Enough
- January 15, 2012
Voices
- January 8, 2012
Swamped Theives
- January 1, 2012
Starting Right
- December 25, 2011
Christmas 2011
- December 18, 2011
A Santa Story
- December 4, 2011
Kodak Moments
- November 23, 2011
Retail Frenzi
- October 23, 2011
Universal Language
- October 2, 2011
Because of Taste Buds
- September 25, 2011
Checkered Flag
- September 18, 2011
Winning Side
- September 11, 2011
Decorated Patron
- September 4, 2011
Germophobe
- August 28, 2011
Magically Reappear
- August 21, 2011
Road Rage Renegade
- August 7, 2011
Gimme a Stick
- July 11, 2011
Space Invaders
- June 5, 2011
Abducted
- May 29, 2011
American Curbside
Etiquette
- May 22, 2011
The Book's Cover
- May 15, 2011
LugNut
- January 30, 2011
Junker
- January 16, 2011
Help me understand...
- January 8, 2011
Favorite Christmas Cookie
- January 1, 2011
A Curbside New Year
- December 25, 2010
Christmas 2010
- Decmeber 5, 2010
Pittsburgh Map
- November 28, 2010
There's Still Hope
- NOvember 21, 2010
Blue Skies
- November 14, 2010
A Real Drag
- November 7, 2010
All Dogs Hate the Paperboy
- October 31, 2010
Non-Halloween Scare
- January 10, 2010
Free Concert
- December 27, 2009
Christmas, 2009
- December 13, 2009
One MORE Question?
- October 25, 2009
Yes, Boys, I'm a Woman-Driver
- September 11, 2009
Special 9-11 Edition
- August 23, 2009
The Broom
- August 16, 2009
Lunch Thief
- August 9, 2009
It's Your Turn Now
- August 2, 2009
Turning of the Scam
Table
- July 26, 2009
Slip Slidin' Away
- July 19, 2009
Travelin' Man
- July 12, 2009
Entrapment
- July 5, 2009
An Old July 4th Memory
- April 13, 2009
Easter, 2009
- April 9, 2009
curbside Prank
- March 22, 2009
Take a Hint
- March 13, 2009
Poke Poke
- February 23, 2009
SnowBiz
- January 18, 2009
Lean on Me
- January 4, 2009
Pre-Delivery Story
- January 1, 2009!!
< Unique Gratuities
- December 25, 2008
Newspaper Customer
Christmas Card
- December 21, 2008
Winter Delivery
- December 3, 2008
Send Your Stud
- November 27, 2008
A Turkey Story
- November 4, 2008
Election Day, 2008
- November 2, 2008
I Commendeer This Car
- October 30, 2008
Wild Life
- October 28, 2008
Night Life
- October 17, 2008
Pitch Black
- October 11, 2008
All in the Family
- October 10, 2008
Over Your Shoulder
- October 2, 2008
Just Because
- September 22, 2008
Peek-A-Boo
I'm Watchin' You
- September 17, 2008
Is Your Mommy Home?
- September 14, 2008
Kickin' Up Dust
- September 12, 2008
Wasting my Time
- September 10, 2008
Rod Through the Block
- August 27, 2008
Peeping Tom
- August 20, 2008
Disturbance in the Force
- August 15, 2008
Run Off
- August 11, 2008
Warning, Will Rogers
- August 8, 2008
Daycare
- August 6, 2008
Fowl Weather
- August 2, 2008
Piggy Bank
- August 1, 2008
Guard Duty
- July 30, 2008
Deseree
- JUly 29, 2008
New Handicap
- July 28, 2008
Curfew
- July 27, 2008
But it Didn't Rain
- July 26, 2008
Mobile Office
- July 25, 2008
High Voltage Scare
- July 24, 2008
Partners in Crime
- July 20, 2008
Turn That Noise Down
- July 19, 2008
Victim of Boredom
- July 18, 2008
You Dropped One
- July 9, 2008
Eight Lonely Days
- July 8, 2008
Rots of Wroughts
- July 7, 2008
Louie
- July 6, 2008
Join the Party
- July 4, 2008
Paper Boy In Training
- July 3, 2008
Crystal Ball
- July 2, 2008
Home Wrecker
- July 1, 2008
Dressed for the Occasion
- June 30, 2008
Dead Tags, again
- June 29, 2008
Unspoken Deputy
- June 28, 2008
Dead Tags, Part 2
- June 27, 2008
Dead Tags, Part 1
- June 25, 2008
Meet in the Middle
- June 24, 2008
Dipstick
- June 23, 2008
Value in the City
- June 21, 2008
Booby Trapped
- June 20, 2008
View from Above
- June 19, 2008
My Pizza STINKS!
- June 18, 2008
Borrowed Papers
- June 17, 2008
No Trespassing
- June 15, 2008
Stealth Sewer
- June 14, 2008
Game Night
- June 13, 2008
Candle Light Dinner for Two
- June 12, 2008
No Park Bench is Safe
- June 11, 2008
Watering the Grass
- June 10, 2008
How High Can You Count?
- June 9, 2008
Problems With One
- June 8, 2008
Can't Stack Up
- June 6, 2008
Exact Change
- June 5, 2008
Half Droopy
- June 4, 2008
Geronimo
- June 3, 2008
A Little "Touched"
- June 2, 2008
Punji Sticks
- June 1, 2008
Curbside Vanity
- May 31, 2008
Open Sesame
- May 24, 2008
Pizza GIRL
- May 23, 2008
Zombies Among Us
- May 22, 2008
Bragging Bites
- May 21, 2008
Never Flipped a Pie
- May 20, 2008
Life in Reverse
- May 16, 2008
Floating Ember
- May 12, 2008
Bear Hug
- May 11, 2008
Tip to Top All Tips
- May 10, 2008
Better Pay Your Bill!
- May 8, 2008
Catch the Setter!
- Apr 29, 2008
Enough Pepperoni?
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A Crappy Complaint, Indeed!
I have a few newspaper stories to relate while I invest some time building up new pizza delivery stories. It amazes me, sometimes, how critical and insensative we seem to have become. Just watch the news and I'm certain you will hear at least one story about someone who is offended by something someone else said. What ever happened to "Sticks and Stones?" Ok, maybe I'm just perfect and feel like I have the right to complain about everyone else.
Most of you have heard me relate complaints that are annoying because usually I should've known better. Like, I forgot to restart someone when they came back from vacation ... (how dare they point out MY forgetfulness). Or, the paper landed in the flower garden ...(how DARE they poitn out my inaccuracies). I even had someone call me and ask me to stop ringing his doorbell in the middle of the night. Well.... - perhaps I did that one on purpose... I had a fellow complain about something that I felt was rediculous, so I threw his paper at the door bell for a few nights. Guess I made contact at least once! After twenty years, most carriers have pretty good "aim". Maybe TOO good.
Well, THIS complaint speaks for itself. I almost can't believe the newspaper actually printed it and passed it down through my mail, but, here it is! I outlined it with a red box, just in case you aren't certain about which gripe I'm griping...
LOCATION: SAYS PAPER WAS ON ROAD AND NEIGHBORHOOD DOG SOILED IT
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