Below you will find links to dates when new entries are added. The stories will not necessarily be in chronological
order, but rather as I remember them. I am dating them so that you can skip to new ones you haven't read since the last time you visited,
and so that you are more easily able to find something you found humorous to share with others.
- Curbside Etiquette is...
- Origin of
"Delivery Goddess"
- Apr 28, 2008
**BOOM**
- Apr 29, 2008
Enough Pepperoni?
- May 8, 2008
Catch That Setter
- May 10, 2008
Better Pay Your Bill
- May 11, 2008
Tip to Top All Tips
- May 12, 2008
Bear Hug
- May 16, 2008
Floating Ember
- May 20, 2008
Life in Reverse
- May 21, 2008
Never Flipped a Pie
- May 22, 2008
Bragging Bites
- May 23, 2008
Zombies Among Us
- May 24, 2008
Pizza GIRL
- May 31, 2008
Open Sesame
- June 1, 2008
Curbside Vanity
- June 2, 2008
Punji Sticks
- June 3, 2008
A Little "Touched"
- June 4, 2008
Geronimo
- June 5, 2008
Half Droopy
- June 6, 2008
Exact Change
- June 8, 2008
Can't Stack Up
- June 9, 2008
Problems With One
- June 10, 2008
How High Can You Count?
- June 11, 2008
Watering the Grass
- June 12, 2008
No Park Bench is Safe
- June 13, 2008
Candle Light Dinner for Two
- June 14, 2008
Game Night
- June 15, 2008
Stealth Sewer
- June 17, 2008
No Trespassing
- June 18, 2008
Borrowed Papers
- June 19, 2008
My Pizza STINKS!
- June 20, 2008
View from Above
- June 21, 2008
Booby Trapped
- June 23, 2008
Value in the City
- June 24, 2008
Dipstick
- June 25, 2008
Meet in the Middle
- June 27, 2008
Dead Tags, Part 1
- June 28, 2008
Dead Tags, Part 2
- June 29, 2008
Unspoken Deputy
- June 30, 2008
Dead Tags, again
- July 1, 2008
Dressed for the Occasion
- July 2, 2008
Home Wrecker
- July 3, 2008
Crystal Ball
- July 4, 2008
   Paper Boy In Training
- July 6, 2008
Join the Party
- July 7, 2008
Louie
- July 8, 2008
Rots of Wroughts
- July 9, 2008
Eight Lonely Days
- July 18, 2008
You Dropped One
- July 19, 2008
Victim of Boredom
- July 20, 2008
Turn That Noise Down
- July 24, 2008
Partners in Crime
- July 25, 2008
High Voltage Scare
- July 26, 2008
Mobile Office
- July 27, 2008
But it Didn't Rain
- July 28, 2008
Curfew
- JUly 29, 2008
New Handicap
- July 30, 2008
Deseree
- August 1, 2008
Guard Duty
- August 2, 2008
Piggy Bank
- August 6, 2008
Fowl Weather
- August 8, 2008
Daycare
- August 11, 2008
Warning, Will Rogers
- August 15, 2008
Run Off
- August 20, 2008
Disturbance in the Force
- August 27, 2008
Peeping Tom
- September 10, 2008
Rod Through the Block
- September 12, 2008
Wasting my Time
- September 14, 2008
Kickin' Up Dust
- September 17, 2008
Is Your Mommy Home?
- September 22, 2008
Peek-A-Boo I'm Watchin' You
- October 2, 2008
Just Because
- October 10, 2008
Over Your Shoulder
- October 11, 2008
All in the Family
- October 17, 2008
Pitch Black
- October 28, 2008
Night Life
- October 30, 2008
Wild Life
- November 2, 2008
I Comendeer This Car
- November 4, 2008
Election Day, 2008
- November 27, 2008
A Turkey Story
- December 3, 2008
Send Your Stud
- December 21, 2008
Winter Delivery
- December 25, 2008
Newspaper Customer Christmas Card
- January 1, 2009!!
< Unique Gratuities
- January 4, 2009
Pre-Delivery Story
- January 18, 2009
Lean on Me
- February 23, 2009
SnowBiz
- March 13, 2009
Poke Poke
- March 22, 2009
Take a Hint
- April 9, 2009
curbside Prank
- April 12, 2009
Easter 2009
- July 5, 2009
An Old July 4th Memory
- July 12, 2009
Entrapment
- July 19, 2009
Traveln' Man
- July 23, 2009
Slip Slidin' Away
- August 2, 2009
Turning the Scam Tables
- August 9, 2009
It's Your Turn Now
- August 16, 2009
Lunch Thief
- September 11, 2009
nbsp; Special 9-11 Edition
- October 25, 2009
Yes, Boys, I'm a Woman-Driver
- December 13, 2009
&nbps; One MORE Question?
- December 27, 2009
Christmas 2009
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Christmas 2009
I could start out by complaining about how insensitive the corporate world is; for instance, the people at the top of the newspaper chain didn't seem to worry about what time we got home to see our kids open Christmas gifts on Christmas morning. Someone at the top agreed to advertising that consisted of a large "comic/ads" section similar to a Sunday Edition, and what was originally Post-It© Notes (and has turned into just a 2.5" x 2.5" square that you peel from a shiney sheet of paper and stick to the front page of the paper), that must be placed on each paper. The amount of wasted paper (and time) is atrocious! Since the union contracts are almost coming to an end, they are dilly-dallying with each task, making the arrival of our papers to the depots anywhere from one to two hours late. Christmas morning was very close to two hours late. I myself, though childless, received a call at 5:10am from Bob's grandson asking how much longer he'd have to wait to open gifts. I felt horrible with my reply of, "Two hours." I was glad to see his mother did allow him to open a few things while waiting for us to place a sticker on each of several hundred papers, then fold an unusually large paper to be tucked into a plastic bag or plastic paper box (tube), being extra careful since it was raining. What a shame for those who actually have their OWN kids who had to wait for mom or dad or in some cases BOTH, to get home before opening any gifts.
But instead...I thought I'd pass along a true Christmas story about giving.
I have a friend who, years ago, gave up schooling and an individual life to stay home and take care of her mother. She has three older brothers, but typically, the "girl" of the family is always the one better suited to play nurse. When mom got better, my friend, Miss M, made her way out to find a job. She found a customer service position she liked along the busline. That lasted a few years before the company moved, leaving her unemployed. The only place along the busline that hired her after that was the local grocery store, but they kept bumping up her hours until she was working more than she sleeping each week, and eventually had to quit. She visited that cycle several times before just giving up on that option, but continued to look for something else along the busline. A couple of years ago, I got far enough ahead financially that I was able to put together a cheap computer for her to use, hoping we'd be able to find her some kind of online job. While working toward a Medical Transcription career, she found some loyal friends in a 3-D chat-type setup. Each person creates their own little animated person, or Avatar; it can be representative of yourself, or the self you wish you could be. Nobody at the other end of the internet really knows, so it's a very creative and fun way to keep in touch with new friends. She calls them pixel pals, and together, they've gotten each other through illnesses, divorces, deaths and various positive celebrations. About three months ago, Miss M's mom ended up in surgery to remove a malignant brain tumor, and because of her age, she's been in a group home / rehab setting to get through post-cancer treatments. That has left Miss M taking care of the finances, which has been hard enough, but the bigger concern is, that if mom can't come home again, her social security may be used to pay her rent somewhere, leaving Miss M without any income until she finishes the schooling or finds something else. Now, we all know that anyone working a minimum wage job cannot make it on that income alone, so this presents quite a predicament. Miss M's mom is very concerned about people on the computer being less than honorable, and doesn't permit Miss M to give out real names or addresses or a phone number. One of the pixes pals was sly, asking for my email address to ask a computer question. What they REALLY did, was gather money from every pixel pal they could think of, and PayPal'ed it to me so I could drop it off to her for Christmas. It was a very large sum of money, and presented some breathing room for Miss M's budget - even a Christmas gift for herself if she so desired. Another pixel friend sent a beautiful Fenton glass bowl to decorate Miss M's desk. She's been alone without her mom, and trying to make it without a car or much support of any kind, other than her friends that live inside the computer. These people - people she's never met face to face - pulled together to give more than any of us who know her personally even THOUGHT about giving.
THAT's a Christmas story worth repeating!!
***For those of you not so digitally saavy, PayPal is an online bank that started out primarily with eBay, but now, is used on many websites to collect money via credit card or digital transfer from a checking account. Since I have a PayPal account, the Pixel Pals were able to send money using their checking accounts or credit cards without divulging any account numbers, and transfer it to my checking account without me having a merchant account... which is what stores and businesses use to collect money via credit cards. It's made money transfer easy between us common folks, I guess. Certainly made Miss M's Christmas a more Merry one, that's fur sure!!
And yes, the above avatar is mine - my pixel pal name is Flash Bazbo - I was the Pixel Delivery Goddess this Christmas!
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