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order, but rather as I remember them. I am dating them so that you can skip to new ones you haven't read since the last time you visited,
and so that you are more easily able to find something you found humorous to share with others.
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- Apr 28, 2008
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Bear Hug
- May 16, 2008
Floating Ember
- May 20, 2008
Life in Reverse
- May 21, 2008
Never Flipped a Pie
- May 22, 2008
Bragging Bites
- May 23, 2008
Zombies Among Us
- May 24, 2008
Pizza GIRL
- May 31, 2008
Open Sesame
- June 1, 2008
Curbside Vanity
- June 2, 2008
Punji Sticks
- June 3, 2008
A Little "Touched"
- June 4, 2008
Geronimo
- June 5, 2008
Half Droopy
- June 6, 2008
Exact Change
- June 8, 2008
Can't Stack Up
- June 9, 2008
Problems With One
- June 10, 2008
How High Can You Count?
- June 11, 2008
Watering the Grass
- June 12, 2008
No Park Bench is Safe
- June 13, 2008
Candle Light Dinner for Two
- June 14, 2008
&nbps; Game Night
- June 15, 2008
Stealth Sewer
- June 17, 2008
No Trespassing
- June 18, 2008
Borrowed Papers
- June 19, 2008
My Pizza STINKS!
- June 20, 2008
View from Above
- June 21, 2008
Booby Trapped
- June 23, 2008
Value in the City
- June 24, 2008
Dipstick
- June 25, 2008
Meet in the Middle
- June 27, 2008
Dead Tags, Part 1
- June 28, 2008
Dead Tags, Part 2
- June 29, 2008
Unspoken Deputy
- June 30, 2008
Dead Tags, again
- July 1, 2008
Dressed for the Occasion
- July 2, 2008
Home Wrecker
- July 3, 2008
Crystal Ball
- July 4, 2008
   Paper Boy In Training
- July 6, 2008
Join the Party
- July 7, 2008
Louie
- July 8, 2008
Rots of Wroughts
- July 9, 2008
Eight Lonely Days
- July 18, 2008
You Dropped One
- July 19, 2008
Victim of Boredom
- July 20, 2008
&nbps; &nbps;Turn That Noise Down
- July 24, 2008
Partners in Crime
- July 25, 2008
High Voltage Scare
- July 26, 2008
&nbps; Mobile Office
- July 26, 2008
But it Didn't Rain
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Dipstick
I thought perhaps it was about time to tell you about Dipstick. Most of you know that Bob's dog's name is Dipstick... and he wears it VERY well! One really stormy night, I believe it was 1996, Bob was driving down from his home in Sarver toward North Park, which is the location of the Post Gazette depot. At that time, I was living in Bairdford, where we all live now, which is about three-quarters of the way to North Park. As he passed the Bairdford Post office, he could see this poor shaggy, saggy wet dog darting back and forth from side to side across the road, obviously confused and terrified by the loud cracks of lightning. Bob stopped and opened the door to see if the dog had a collar .... big mistake, Big, HUGE... the drenched, stinky dog jumped in the front seat with Bob. He would NOT get back out. I'm sure at some point, everyone in their life has been around a long-haired wet dog, and are familiar with the bouquet of scents and smells that radiates from such an animal. Bob brought him to my house for safe keeping until morning, after our paper routes. I had a large dog cage here for my first fat pug, Albert, so we put the dog in the cage and went on to work. When we got home in the morning, we tied a collar and leash to the dog, and paraded him around the neighborhood, hoping he would show some excitement near a house that might be his own. This dumb dog was excited at every house. The people we saw along our way had no idea where he came from, or to whom he might belong, so we loaded him into the truck and took him to West Deer's No-Kill shelter, hoping someone had been looking for a missing dog. The fellow in charge at the municipal building said he'd seen this dog several days earlier running around the ball fields at the park, but he didn't seem to belong to anyone there, either. Bob took the dog home and decided on the name Dipstick. Bob thought he should run an ad in the paper, advertising a lost dog - but no one claimed him. He then ran a "free to good home" ad, and someone called ... an older gentleman who wanted a companion. By this time, though, Bob was growing fond of old Dippy, and when he took the dog to meet the potential owner, he deliberately told the fellow, "Ya, he ate a big hole in my leather couch, yesterday". Of course, the old guy quickly turned him down. On the way home, Bob had Dippy in the bed of the truck, which had a cap covering the bed. Dipstick figured out how to open the window and jump out. Bob then placed an ad, "Lost dog". A woman called, and Bob got Dippy back.
The old hair-bag is still in the family today, barks at everything and nothing, hates water, baths and storms and UPS trucks (we don't understand that one, either). Loves hotdogs, including Bob. Even though this is not really a story about delivery, it was on the WAY to delivering in the middle of the night, so it seemed to fit in to the scheme of things well enough to share.
Go hug your dogs!
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