Below you will find links to dates when new entries are added. The stories will not necessarily be in chronological
order, but rather as I remember them. I am dating them so that you can skip to new ones you haven't read since the last time you visited,
and so that you are more easily able to find something you found humorous to share with others.
- HOME
- Curbside Etiquette is...
- Origin of "Delivery Goddess"
- Apr 28, 2008
- Apr 29, 2008
- May 8, 2008
- May 10, 2008
- May 11, 2008
- May 12, 2008
Bear Hug
- May 16, 2008
Floating Ember
- May 20, 2008
Life in Reverse
- May 21, 2008
Never Flipped a Pie
- May 22, 2008
Bragging Bites
- May 23, 2008
Zombies Among Us
- May 24, 2008
Pizza GIRL
- May 31, 2008
Open Sesame
- June 1, 2008
Curbside Vanity
- June 2, 2008
Punji Sticks
- June 3, 2008
A Little "Touched"
- June 4, 2008
Geronimo
- June 5, 2008
Half Droopy
- June 6, 2008
Exact Change
- June 8, 2008
Can't Stack Up
- June 9, 2008
Problems With One
- June 10, 2008
How High Can You Count?
- June 11, 2008
Watering the Grass
- June 12, 2008
No Park Bench is Safe
- June 13, 2008
Candle Light Dinner for Two
- June 14, 2008
&nbps; Game Night
- June 15, 2008
Stealth Sewer
- June 17, 2008
No Trespassing
- June 18, 2008
Borrowed Papers
- June 19, 2008
My Pizza STINKS!
- June 20, 2008
View from Above
- June 21, 2008
Booby Trapped
- June 23, 2008
Value in the City
- June 24, 2008
Dipstick
- June 25, 2008
Meet in the Middle
- June 27, 2008
Dead Tags, Part 1
- June 28, 2008
Dead Tags, Part 2
- June 29, 2008
Unspoken Deputy
- June 30, 2008
Dead Tags, again
- July 1, 2008
Dressed for the Occasion
- July 2, 2008
Home Wrecker
- July 3, 2008
Crystal Ball
- July 4, 2008
Paper Boy In Training
- July 6, 2008
Join the Party
- July 7, 2008
Louie
- July 8, 2008
Rots of Wroughts
- July 9, 2008
Eight Lonely Days
- July 18, 2008
You Dropped One
- July 19, 2008
Victim of Boredom
- July 20, 2008
&nbps; &nbps;Turn That Noise Down
- July 24, 2008
Partners in Crime
- July 25, 2008
High Voltage Scare
- July 26, 2008
&nbps; Mobile Office
- July 26, 2008
But it Didn't Rain
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Pizza GIRL
Kids are always a good time at the door when the pizza arrives. From the smallest tike that can hardly talk pointing at you announcing, "PEEEETZHA" to the toddlers and youngsters arguing over who can carry what to the kitchen table... it's always a good time. Inevitably, it will be the smallest, barely-able-to-walk tot that wants to carry the two-litre of Pepsi® to the kitchen. The family pooch can add excitment as well, if you're lucky.
Upon arriving at one home, the playschool buildings and swingset in the front yard made it apparent this was probably a house full of little shavers. Mom opened the door, and several small faces oozed out from between her legs and from either side of her legs and the door frame. They all giggled, and took off running with the five thousand decibel announcement, "Pizza's here, Pizza's here.!!!". Another small girl, I'd guess around age 6, ran to the door to take a look. She began to jump up and down while screaming, "It's a pizza girl, mommy, it's a pizza GIRL !!". She finally stood quietly while her mother and I exchanged food for money. Now, how observant are children, normally? Not being a parent, this took me aback. She watched her mother hand me three dollar bills. Right away in an angry voice, she pulled on her mother's pantleg and said, "It's a pizza GIRL, mommy - she needs another DOLLAR! Give her another DOLLAR!" Hey - I LIKE this kid!!! Her mom smiled and handed me another dollar bill, I thanked the little girl, she grew a wide grin and took off to play with the rest. I handed the extra dollar back to her mother and thanked her, but she said, "Oh- keep it, it's not often we have a 'PIZZA GIRL' at our door!" She smiled, nodded and closed the door.
So, how do I mark it in the computer system at the pizza shop that I need to be the driver to deliver to THAT address from now on?
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