CURBSIDE ETIQUETTE

Through the Eyes of a Delivery Goddess





Below you will find links to dates when new entries are added. The stories will not necessarily be in chronological order, but rather as I remember them. I am dating them so that you can skip to new ones you haven't read since the last time you visited, and so that you are more easily able to find something you found humorous to share with others.



Home Wrecker


Today's installment comes to us courtesy of Bob and his experience this past Sunday.

We always work to shove the paper into the tube as far as it will go, especially on a day where it calls for rain. Sunday papers are large, and often get stuck in the drain holes in the bottom of the tube, or the edges fold over prohibiting easy insertion. Bob tried a few times to stuff this paper in the tube, and finally decided someone had left a foreign object in the tube that he'd have to remove, first. AS he pulled the paper out of the tube to look inside, he was smacked in the cheek by something - it took a bleary moment to realize some poor sparrow had flown into his face, bounced off and was now frantically bouncing around the inside of the truck cab.