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Through the Eyes of a Delivery Goddess





Below you will find links to dates when new entries are added. The stories will not necessarily be in chronological order, but rather as I remember them. I am dating them so that you can skip to new ones you haven't read since the last time you visited, and so that you are more easily able to find something you found humorous to share with others.



Never Flipped a Pie


I'm proud of the fact that I've never dropped a pizza - well, OK once, but I'll save that for another installment. I've never dropped a pie while delivering to a house - I've fallen, been jumped on by huge dogs, been knocked over by kids - even had kids fighting over who was going to carry the pizza to the kitchen and I STILL have never dropped a pie.

That said, It was either spring or fall - don't rememeber which, but it was raining on top of existing ice from a day or two previous. You can imagine the conditions created in driveways and on side walks. I pulled into a driveway that looked kind of treaturous, so instead of stepping on the ice, I stepped onto the railroad ties outlining the driveway, figuring I'd walk on those all the way to the door. I don't konw if any of you have ever walked on wet railroad ties - especially COLD wet railroad ties - but they are nearly as slick as the ice itself. I would have LOVED to have had a camera set up somewhere - if it was as humorous of a fall as it felt, it would have been a good save for posterity. I put one foot onto the wood, it slipped out and flew out horizontal in front of me - and of course, in an effort to catch myself, I put the OTHER foot onto the wood which followed suit. My legs were in a "V" shape out in front of me, the pizza inside a hot bag in my left hand. I remember raising the pizza up above my head - have NO idea why I would have thought to do that, but I raised it up like the Statue of Liberty and fell flat on my butt with both feet stretched out, still in a "V" shape in front of me. I had both hands in the air;[ta-dah] one with the pizza, one empty - and I STILL have never dropped a pizza. I don't remember who answered the door, but they never said a word- I assume they did not see me. I think it would have been a good laugh, though, from an onlooker's perspective. I was a bit damp, but was not hurt in any way.

Sometimes it's a GOOD thing that people aren't watching for the pizza guy.