Below you will find links to dates when new entries are added. The stories will not necessarily be in chronological
order, but rather as I remember them. I am dating them so that you can skip to new ones you haven't read since the last time you visited,
and so that you are more easily able to find something you found humorous to share with others.
- HOME
- Curbside Etiquette is...
- Origin of "Delivery Goddess"
- Apr 28, 2008
**BOOM**
- May 29, 2011
American Curbside Etiquette
- May 22, 2011
The Book's Cover
- May 15, 2011
LugNut
- January 30, 2011
Junker
- January 16, 2011
Help me understand...
- January 8, 2011
Favorite Christmas Cookie
- January 1, 2011
A Curbside New Year
- December 25, 2010
Christmas 2010
- Decmeber 5, 2010
Pittsburgh Map
- November 28, 2010
There's Still Hope
- NOvember 21, 2010
Blue Skies
- November 14, 2010
A Real Drag
- November 7, 2010
All Dogs Hate the Paperboy
- October 31, 2010
Non-Halloween Scare
- January 10, 2010
Free Concert
- December 27, 2009
Christmas, 2009
- December 13, 2009
One MORE Question?
- October 25, 2009
Yes, Boys, I'm a Woman-Driver
- September 11, 2009
Special 9-11 Edition
- August 23, 2009
The Broom
- August 16, 2009
Lunch Thief
- August 9, 2009
It's Your Turn Now
- August 2, 2009
Turning of the Scam Table
- July 26, 2009
Slip Slidin' Away
- July 19, 2009
Travelin' Man
- July 12, 2009
Entrapment
- July 5, 2009
An Old July 4th Memory
- April 13, 2009
Easter, 2009
- April 9, 2009
curbside Prank
- March 22, 2009
Take a Hint
- March 13, 2009
Poke Poke
- February 23, 2009
SnowBiz
- January 18, 2009
Lean on Me
- January 4, 2009
Pre-Delivery Story
- January 1, 2009!!
< Unique Gratuities
- December 25, 2008
Newspaper Customer Christmas Card
- December 21, 2008
Winter Delivery
- December 3, 2008
Send Your Stud
- November 27, 2008
A Turkey Story
- November 4, 2008
Election Day, 2008
- November 2, 2008
I Commendeer This Car
- October 30, 2008
Wild Life
- October 28, 2008
Night Life
- October 17, 2008
Pitch Black
- October 11, 2008
All in the Family
- October 10, 2008
Over Your Shoulder
- October 2, 2008
Just Because
- September 22, 2008
Peek-A-Boo I'm Watchin' You
- September 17, 2008
Is Your Mommy Home?
- September 14, 2008
Kickin' Up Dust
- September 12, 2008
Wasting my Time
- September 10, 2008
Rod Through the Block
- August 27, 2008
Peeping Tom
- August 20, 2008
Disturbance in the Force
- August 15, 2008
Run Off
- August 11, 2008
Warning, Will Rogers
- August 8, 2008
Daycare
- August 6, 2008
Fowl Weather
- August 2, 2008
Piggy Bank
- August 1, 2008
Guard Duty
- July 30, 2008
Deseree
- JUly 29, 2008
New Handicap
- July 28, 2008
Curfew
- July 27, 2008
But it Didn't Rain
- July 26, 2008
Mobile Office
- July 25, 2008
High Voltage Scare
- July 24, 2008
Partners in Crime
- July 20, 2008
Turn That Noise Down
- July 19, 2008
Victim of Boredom
- July 18, 2008
You Dropped One
- July 9, 2008
Eight Lonely Days
- July 8, 2008
Rots of Wroughts
- July 7, 2008
Louie
- July 6, 2008
Join the Party
- July 4, 2008
Paper Boy In Training
- July 3, 2008
Crystal Ball
- July 2, 2008
Home Wrecker
- July 1, 2008
Dressed for the Occasion
- June 30, 2008
Dead Tags, again
- June 29, 2008
Unspoken Deputy
- June 28, 2008
Dead Tags, Part 2
- June 27, 2008
Dead Tags, Part 1
- June 25, 2008
Meet in the Middle
- June 24, 2008
Dipstick
- June 23, 2008
Value in the City
- June 21, 2008
Booby Trapped
- June 20, 2008
View from Above
- June 19, 2008
My Pizza STINKS!
- June 18, 2008
Borrowed Papers
- June 17, 2008
No Trespassing
- June 15, 2008
Stealth Sewer
- June 14, 2008
Game Night
- June 13, 2008
Candle Light Dinner for Two
- June 12, 2008
No Park Bench is Safe
- June 11, 2008
Watering the Grass
- June 10, 2008
How High Can You Count?
- June 9, 2008
Problems With One
- June 8, 2008
Can't Stack Up
- June 6, 2008
Exact Change
- June 5, 2008
Half Droopy
- June 4, 2008
Geronimo
- June 3, 2008
A Little "Touched"
- June 2, 2008
Punji Sticks
- June 1, 2008
Curbside Vanity
- May 31, 2008
Open Sesame
- May 24, 2008
Pizza GIRL
- May 23, 2008
Zombies Among Us
- May 22, 2008
Bragging Bites
- May 21, 2008
Never Flipped a Pie
- May 20, 2008
Life in Reverse
- May 16, 2008
Floating Ember
- May 12, 2008
Bear Hug
- May 11, 2008
Tip to Top All Tips
- May 10, 2008
Better Pay Your Bill!
- May 8, 2008
Catch the Setter!
- Apr 29, 2008
Enough Pepperoni?
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American Curbside Etiquette Memorial Day, 2011
I passed many mailboxes Sunday and Monday that were decorated with either a splash of Patriotism or a complete dedication to our Boys who have fought on behalf of the Red, White and Blue. This one caught my eye Sunday morning; nothing too fancy, yet repetition of the American Flag proudly staked out this person's property boundries. It was just enough to make me pause for a moment, remembering my dad who served in the Army and my husband who served in Viet Nam, and the many ancestors my mother has found through research that served in the Revolutionary War, and many other wars along the way. I smiled as I remembered an older Gent who would meet me at his mailbox on Sundays when I was running late. It's a portion of the paper route we passed on to some other poor unsuspecting sort; I haven't delivered to that area in a half dozen years or more. The fellow was nearly 90 years old when I first met him; he was not shy about telling me he served in World War II. On mornings when he was particularly chatty, and I didn't give him the indication that I needed to hurry to get done (which was most of the time), he would elaborate on his adventures from years ago. He had a German Shepherd that would saunter out to the mailbox at his side - the few times I was REALLY late, I would see him and his companion walking up to the little store on the corner for his morning cup of coffee. It was probably a half mile from his home, but it kept him young. One morning he related to me a handful of Russian soldiers he encountered face to face, and I'm ashamed to tell you I don't really remember much of what he told me, only that, other than the one that escaped, he was the only one left standing. How sad I've blocked that from my memory, but at the time, most of what was running through my brain was all of the customers waiting for their papers while I sat in the car and listened to the Veteran Sole slowly pass along his story. On one occasion, he explained to me how he dismantled, cleaned and reassembled his rifle. Another time, he told me about being close to the bombing and being shot at by sniper fire. He took me by suprise one morning, he was bent over right behind his mailbox, and I hadn't really seen him - as I pulled away in my truck, he stood up and nearly scared me out of my skin. He cocked his head and said to me, "Pretty little thing like you - how come you drive a stick-shift pick-up truck?" I laughed, and he proceeded to tell me about some of the jeeps and trucks he tried to keep running for the rest of his guys. If I remember correctly, he was in the Army, but I don't remember what his specific duties were. He seemed to have a wide variety of skills, but I believe the wars of the past - prior to the wars we have been fighting over the past twenty years, are a very different type of war. There were no unmanned drones, no satellite photos, nothing equipped with lasers for accuarcy. If you survived a war from earlier in the twentieth century, you are genuinely a hero.
I have to assume the old soldier has passed on by now, but I hope his family has taken enough of an interest to preserve some of his memories and stories for generations to come. How sad that we lose much of our past because we don't communicate with the older generations. There is a fellow who is often out walking in the mornings along Bob's route. He recently told Bob that he is publishing his memoirs for his children to cherish after he's departed. What a great idea!
And, in keeping with the flavor of the "Curbside Etiquette" series, I snapped this photo Sunday morning of a proud, angry American. How do I know? The paper carrier who did this route previously, myself, and my route manager have all encountered this tense fellow who insists that his paper be put in his green "tube" (paper box) every single morning, no matter what. Over the winter, the water runs off of the neighbor's yard creating a challenge for me to VERY QUICKLY stuff the paper in the tube as I skate past with my tires locked up on ice. I am completely suprised (and thankful) that I have not taken out his mailbox yet. If you put yourself inside my car and look closely at this photo, you'll see the other challenge this Patriot presents on and off about fifty percent of the year. So far, as I drive under the American Flag, it has not caught on any part of my truck, but I tensely await the day... This flag stays out until the weather abuses the cloth into fragments, which is when I hold my breath coasting underneath, hoping I don't catch some of the holes or tears in the material and drag it off of the mailbox with me. Oh, it looks nice, but I'm not sure it's the smartest way to display our nation's Flag.
Did you really think I'd get through one installment without some kind of gripe?
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