CURBSIDE ETIQUETTE Through the Eyes of a Delivery Goddess

Below you will find links to dates when new entries are added. The stories will not necessarily be in chronological order, but rather as I remember them. I am dating them so that you can skip to new ones you haven't read since the last time you visited, and so that you are more easily able to find something you found humorous to share with others. HOME Curbside Etiquette is... Origin of "Delivery Goddess" Apr 28, 2008    **BOOM** December 25, 2011    Christmas 2011 December 4, 2011    Kodak Moments November 23, 2011    Retail Frenzi October 23, 2011    Universal Language October 2, 2011    Because of Taste Buds September 25, 2011    Checkered Flag September 18, 2011    Winning Side September 11, 2011    Decorated Patron September 4, 2011    Germophobe August 28, 2011    Magically Reappear August 21, 2011    Road Rage Renegade August 7, 2011    Gimme a Stick July 11, 2011    Space Invaders June 5, 2011    Abducted May 29, 2011    American Curbside    Etiquette May 22, 2011    The Book's Cover May 15, 2011    LugNut January 30, 2011    Junker January 16, 2011    Help me understand... January 8, 2011    Favorite Christmas Cookie January 1, 2011    A Curbside New Year December 25, 2010    Christmas 2010 Decmeber 5, 2010    Pittsburgh Map November 28, 2010    There's Still Hope NOvember 21, 2010    Blue Skies November 14, 2010    A Real Drag November 7, 2010    All Dogs Hate the Paperboy October 31, 2010    Non-Halloween Scare January 10, 2010    Free Concert December 27, 2009    Christmas, 2009 December 13, 2009    One MORE Question? October 25, 2009    Yes, Boys, I'm a Woman-Driver September 11, 2009    Special 9-11 Edition August 23, 2009    The Broom August 16, 2009    Lunch Thief August 9, 2009    It's Your Turn Now August 2, 2009    Turning of the Scam     Table July 26, 2009    Slip Slidin' Away July 19, 2009    Travelin' Man July 12, 2009    Entrapment July 5, 2009    An Old July 4th Memory April 13, 2009    Easter, 2009 April 9, 2009    curbside Prank March 22, 2009    Take a Hint March 13, 2009    Poke Poke February 23, 2009    SnowBiz January 18, 2009    Lean on Me January 4, 2009    Pre-Delivery Story January 1, 2009!! <   Unique Gratuities December 25, 2008    Newspaper Customer Christmas Card December 21, 2008    Winter Delivery December 3, 2008    Send Your Stud November 27, 2008    A Turkey Story November 4, 2008    Election Day, 2008 November 2, 2008    I Commendeer This Car October 30, 2008    Wild Life October 28, 2008    Night Life October 17, 2008    Pitch Black October 11, 2008    All in the Family October 10, 2008    Over Your Shoulder October 2, 2008    Just Because September 22, 2008    Peek-A-Boo I'm Watchin' You September 17, 2008    Is Your Mommy Home? September 14, 2008    Kickin' Up Dust September 12, 2008    Wasting my Time September 10, 2008    Rod Through the Block August 27, 2008    Peeping Tom August 20, 2008    Disturbance in the Force August 15, 2008    Run Off August 11, 2008    Warning, Will Rogers August 8, 2008    Daycare August 6, 2008    Fowl Weather August 2, 2008    Piggy Bank August 1, 2008    Guard Duty July 30, 2008    Deseree JUly 29, 2008    New Handicap July 28, 2008    Curfew July 27, 2008    But it Didn't Rain July 26, 2008    Mobile Office July 25, 2008    High Voltage Scare July 24, 2008    Partners in Crime July 20, 2008    Turn That Noise Down July 19, 2008    Victim of Boredom July 18, 2008    You Dropped One July 9, 2008    Eight Lonely Days July 8, 2008    Rots of Wroughts July 7, 2008    Louie July 6, 2008    Join the Party July 4, 2008    Paper Boy In Training July 3, 2008    Crystal Ball July 2, 2008    Home Wrecker July 1, 2008    Dressed for the Occasion June 30, 2008    Dead Tags, again June 29, 2008    Unspoken Deputy June 28, 2008    Dead Tags, Part 2 June 27, 2008    Dead Tags, Part 1 June 25, 2008    Meet in the Middle June 24, 2008    Dipstick June 23, 2008    Value in the City June 21, 2008    Booby Trapped June 20, 2008    View from Above June 19, 2008    My Pizza STINKS! June 18, 2008    Borrowed Papers June 17, 2008    No Trespassing June 15, 2008    Stealth Sewer June 14, 2008    Game Night June 13, 2008    Candle Light Dinner for Two June 12, 2008    No Park Bench is Safe June 11, 2008    Watering the Grass June 10, 2008    How High Can You Count? June 9, 2008    Problems With One June 8, 2008    Can't Stack Up June 6, 2008    Exact Change June 5, 2008    Half Droopy June 4, 2008    Geronimo June 3, 2008    A Little "Touched" June 2, 2008    Punji Sticks June 1, 2008    Curbside Vanity May 31, 2008    Open Sesame May 24, 2008    Pizza GIRL May 23, 2008    Zombies Among Us May 22, 2008    Bragging Bites May 21, 2008    Never Flipped a Pie May 20, 2008    Life in Reverse May 16, 2008    Floating Ember May 12, 2008    Bear Hug May 11, 2008    Tip to Top All Tips May 10, 2008    Better Pay Your Bill! May 8, 2008    Catch the Setter! Apr 29, 2008    Enough Pepperoni?

Christmas 2011 The past few years, I've posted the Christmas Card that Bob and I sent out to our newspaper customers. This year is no different. We had a minor creative moment this year, I hope you all enjoy it. And, I sincerely hope that my friend Mr. D is wrong in thinking that the card might be mildly offensive to some of my friends - it was not our intention. The response we got from our customers was either positive or non-commital, unlike another carrier who got a very negative response to her Christmas Note from ONE of her customers. Merry Christmas to all of my faithful Curbside Etiquette followers!